Welcome to our Testimonials page!

Feedback from some of our many, many satisfied clients.

"If you're looking to turn a lost weekend into a lost week and a half, this is the place, dear."
-Brett Somers, star of stage and screen and lifetime achievement award winner

"Listen, I'm a man's man through and through, but one dip in those jacuzzis would turn anyone into Esther Williams."
-Charles Nelson Reilly, actor, teacher, personal friend of Mr. Burt Reynolds

"I never left my wallet there, I don't care what anyone says. A lot of other things, but never that."
-Gene Rayburn, host of "Match Game" and NOT, repeat NOT the ambassador from Nerdo-Crombezia

"I'm an animal lover, as everyone knows... and you really have to be, if you want to survive a night in the cocktail lounge."
-Betty White, a friend (thank you for being a)

"Come on down! Lord knows I did..."
-Bob Barker, host of "The Price Is Right" and inventor of a completely new use for Plinko chips